Inspirational And Funny Quotes About Christmas

Well, Christmas is here again. Santa Claus, X’mas tree, tinsels, mistletoe, greeting cards, twinkling lights, gifts, fruitcakes, turkey, and Christmas carols.

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After you have decked up your home and resting by the fireplace listening to your favorite traditional Christmas carols, why not read read through these great collection of inspirational Christmas quotes and also funny quotes about Christmas.

Let’s read  the inspirational Christmas quotes and sayings:

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” – Norman Vincent Peale

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” – Peg Bracken.

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.”  – Carol Nelson

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”  -Roy L. Smith

“Christmas is a necessity.  There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.”  – Eric Sevareid

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”  – Janice Maeditere

“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” – Washington Irving

“Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.”  – W.J. Cameron

“Christmas is, of course, the time to be home – in heart as well as body.” – Garry Moore

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”  – Burton Hillis

“Christmas is for children.  But it is for grown-ups too.  Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.”  – Lenora Mattingly Weber

“What is Christmas?  It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.  It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.”  – Agnes M. Pahro

“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas.  Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.”  – W.J. Ronald Tucker

“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”  -W.J. Cameron

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. ” – Peg Bracken

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!”  – Hamilton Wright Mabie

“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.”  -Laura Ingalls Wilder

“At Christmas, all roads lead home.”  – Marjorie Holmes

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”  – W.T. Ellis

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”  – Charles Dickens

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.”  – Harlan Miller

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis

” There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” – Eric Sevareid

Here  are those funny quotes about Christmas:

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”  – Unknown

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”  Larry Wilde

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don’t clean it up too quickly.”  – Andy Rooney

“Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve.  Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.”  – Carrie Latet

“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.  Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”  – Richard Lamm

“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.  Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?” – G.K. Chesterton

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”  – Katharine Whitehorn

“The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.”  – John Andrew Holmes

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”  – Joan Rivers

“The worst gift is a fruitcake.  There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”  – Johnny Carson

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas, make the Yuletide gay.”  – Ralph Blane

“It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. ” – Charles Dickens

“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:  Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.  – Unknown

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”  – Kin Hubbard

“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”  -Dick Gregory

“Christmas is a time to open our hearts to God and his gifts.  Just like the rest of the year.”  ~ Unknown

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”  – Dennis Miller

“They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.” –  Mrs. Paul M. Ell

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge


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