Ho…Ho…Ho…Christmas is here again. Yes, it’s time for joy and laughter. And laughter as you know, is the best medicine.
It has immense healing power. These days we have laughter therapy, laughter yoga and even laughter clubs to help people get well.
Plus it releases positive hormones, endorphins, into your bloodstream. That will relieve stress level and also reduce your risk of having a fatal heart attack and other health problems.
Now, let’s check out these funny Christmas quotes and sayings.
I am sure you find these humorous Christmas quotes delightful, while the weather outside is frightful. So, go on laugh and have a jolly good time…..
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.” – Anonymous
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.” – Dick Gregory
“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” – Frank McKinney Hubbard
” I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.” – Anonymous
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers
“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.” – W.C. Fields
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” -Victor Borge
“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn